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Welcome to the Night Vale General Hospital
The third floor is temporarily full of cats, sorry.

Welcome to Night Vale General Hospital.

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*sends you a platonic nude*

[txt] Hardy do you know if there are any other decent psychiatrists in nightvale that arent you -aster


[txt] no
[txt] i am the best

[txt] well too bad i’ve got a patient that you absolutely cannot help

[txt] i need to find a decent psychiatrist that isnt you, and i’m almost certain the one at the hospital is doing experiments on her patients so


"no homo" says the boy cuddling next to you.  You figure he means he isn’t homosexual.  It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien.  That was a very big mistake on your part.




This feeling when you walk into big art supply stores …




i cant get over these pictures omg thats some rl disney bullshit right there


 (via afixwithsontarans


what else. 


first i get absolute consent. then i fuck yo bitch

I was feelin pretty rough this morning and i was confused like why am i feeli.g so bad but then
Wait a minute
Mini hangover


When I’m alone, I’m the best looking person in the room. When I’m surrounded by people, I’m still the best looking person in the room most of the time. Being beautiful is a gift and a curse except it’s not a curse at all. It’s just a gift and I feel like every day is the best birthday of my life. 

Maybe I should ask Hardy or doc scott if there are any other psychiatrists around here

I need to find a good psychiatrist that isnt Hardy now

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