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Welcome to the Night Vale General Hospital
The third floor is temporarily full of cats, sorry.

Welcome to Night Vale General Hospital.

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SPIT IT OUT (for Doctor Scott) (conspiracy-theorist-carlsberg)
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conspiracy-theorist-carlsberg:

nightvaleshospital:

nightvaleshospital:

(31!)

;; Would you like to go on a date?

[He tilts his head slightly in confusion, where had that come from?] ;;

;;

[Doc laughs in response to that and grins at Steve.]

Dr. Doc, hm?

;;

[Steve chuckles.]

Yep! Would you prefer me to tease you a different way?

[He didn’t quite think that through]

I-I didn’t mean!! L-L-Like that.

[His face turned a bright red.]

;;

[Doc almost lets the surprise show through there, but he stops himself, a raised eyebrow being the only indication of any surprise.]

Oh?

[He chuckles quietly at the others reaction, a smile tugging at his lips.]

You didnt, hm?

;;

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nightvaleshospital

darkowlblues7:

nightvaleshospital:

darkowlblues7:

nightvaleshospital:

darkowlblues7:

darkowlblues7:

(whoops! my bad.)

-laughs-

I believe I can help you. Follow me. 

Eli blushes but it’s more a reflex, because he is far from embarrassed . “I don’t want to be too bold, but…” he lowers his voice and leans in, foot now gently kneading Quinn’s crotch. “I got really horny when I looked at your ass.”

he grins, curious to see where the cutie across from him would do next.

Quinn hums softly, face not showing any reaction other than a quirk of their lips in response to Eli’s actions, though he’s definitely affected by it.

"In that case…" They murmur,"You should put your shoes back on and come home with me."

Eli bit his lip before slipping his shoes back on, nodding.
“so, shall we?”

They grin and wink at Eli before standing up, adjusting their dress as they glance over to the door.”Comin’ then, sugar?”

Eli hops up, taking Quinn’s hand and smiling. “let’s go.”

Quinn smiles and pulls Eli out the door and along the street,”Off we go then!”

Blood Stained Floors

species-barely-known:

nightvaleshospital:

"Well too fuckin’ bad sunshine, you get a wolf since i’m the only one willing to put up with this monster bullshit." Aster hisses, growling and pushing the other back down again."Now stay fucking still or your insides will become outsides on the floor if you rip those fucking stitches."

Throughout this, Doc’s smile hasnt wavered a bit, and he makes an amused sound at the back and forth going on.

"Dear with an ‘e’ and an ‘a’, not the double ‘e’ used for the animal, and if you attempt to rip off any part of my face you will probably find yourself pulled into a never-ending void, trapped there and floating in silence for all eternity, I do control the portals in this building after all." He states, chuckling lightly afterwards. "We are only trying to help you."

"I don’t need stitches, I’m not human and I heal to fast to need them! And I’m not the monster here!" He shouted trying to thrash to throw the other off again, only continuing to pull his stitches, he looked down at where the stitches were. "What did you do to me?" He muttered more to himself, he wasn’t healing correctly. Why not? He growled with a closed mouth, making that angry cat noise that cats make sometimes.

"Help me?! How is this helping me?! How did you even find me?!" He shouted at the creepy smiling doctor.

This time it’s the nurse that answers, a feral growl slipping out beforehand.”This is Night Vale, things are fucking different here, some of the things here are worse than anything you’ve been attacked by before and the wounds are different, you won’t heal as fast here and you need help so let us do our fucking job and help you you ungrateful little shit!.” Aster hisses, his grip on the other tightening.

Doc tilts his head slightly and frowns while all this is happening,”You were brought in after being found in the wastelands, it’s unclear what you were attacked by but we think it may have been spiderwolves, there was a lot of venom around some of your wounds, which is causing you to heal a lot slower than you usually would, we are actively working to clear your system of the poisons so you can heal on your own, but until that is done we need to keep those stitches on you.”

yuukikaai:

everybody has that one memefriend. all memes remind you of them. i’m proposing the word “memefriend” to be a new relationship description. are you two dating? no, we’re just memefriends

rayyylmao:

so i did one of these giveaways a while ago with a lot of success and i just got paid so why not do another one!!

rayyylmao’s binder giveaway 2: electric boogaloo!

this binder in particular is pretty darn great as a first binder, i think. it’s pretty cozy, breathable, i can manage to wear it for eight hours or so without much discomfort too. i ordered mine in xl and it fit my bust really great (i’m a size 38D), flattens them down great, especially in a larger and loose fitting shirt, and you probably adjust it about as much as a normal bra so it’s a darn fine binder

the rules (there’s always rules)

  • this is open for trans/nb people only!! i will be doing a cosplay binder giveaway soon but for now, this is for my trans brothers and nb siblings NO EXCEPTIONS!!
  • please just one like and one reblog! and no giveaway blogs either i will check!!
  • you don’t have to follow me but i’m cool and i post plants and aesthetic things and maybe you’ll get some other surprises if you do who knows
  • i will ship anywhere and everywhere!
  • ending date is 15th august!! then i will pick a winner with a random number generator and the winner will be contacted!

good luck! and if you don’t want the binder but want to share the word, please tag this “signal boost!” so i don’t count you in the giveaway! thank you!!

❝ My sins are too many and varied to mention, and frankly, I intend to continue sinning. ❞

- Phryne Fisher - King Memses’ Curse - Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries 1x13 (via wasthatnotprocedure)

Blood Stained Floors

species-barely-known:

nightvaleshospital:

"Wolf, actually, Aster had an unfortunate run in with another patient a while back, it ended up coming in handy." Doc comments as Aster manages to keep the other down for a moment or two.

"Relax, my dear, we mean no harm. You were brought in with severe injuries and we were working quickly to heal you, though I fear you may have just pissed off all of our staff excluding Aster and I." He says, smiling cheerfully.

"I hate wolves! If you wanted to make it so I wasn’t mad you should’ve got a tiger!” He said hissing and trying to get Aster off of him. “And I’m not a deer I’m a tiger! And I didn’t ask for your help! Also what injuries?” He said trying to push the other off again but started to feel something pull on his stomach. Stitches? And he was starting to pull them.

"Another question would be why the hell are you smilling asshat?" He hissed out. "I’ll rip you smile off of your face!" 

"Well too fuckin’ bad sunshine, you get a wolf since i’m the only one willing to put up with this monster bullshit." Aster hisses, growling and pushing the other back down again."Now stay fucking still or your insides will become outsides on the floor if you rip those fucking stitches."

Throughout this, Doc’s smile hasnt wavered a bit, and he makes an amused sound at the back and forth going on.

"Dear with an ‘e’ and an ‘a’, not the double ‘e’ used for the animal, and if you attempt to rip off any part of my face you will probably find yourself pulled into a never-ending void, trapped there and floating in silence for all eternity, I do control the portals in this building after all." He states, chuckling lightly afterwards. "We are only trying to help you."

sickeningefficiency:

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nightvaleshospital started following you

Please leave me alone

Rude

adiostoreadumb:

The most fantastic thing just happened

mother-of-beasties:

xtoxictears:

This is one of my favourite pictures of Kagura.:’) She likes to sit like a people and watch the laptop/TV

oh my God that is the cutest snake ever.

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