uhhuh The third floor is temporarily full of cats, sorry
Welcome to the Night Vale General Hospital
The third floor is temporarily full of cats, sorry.

Welcome to Night Vale General Hospital.

M!a: none currently

(indie wtnv oc rp blog, multi muse, multiverse and multiship, occasionally nsfw, mun is of age)

tracked tags: nightvaleshospital, nightvalesonlynurse

[txt] Hardy what's your favourite food and your least favourite spice, I need to know because reasons. -Aster
nightvaleshospital

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleshospital:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

[txt] are you planning to fatally spice my favourite food with my least favourite spice

[txt] yeah yeah dont burst a vein trying

[txt] shush you

[txt] fine
[txt] i shall lie seductively on the couch until you get your stupid arse here and cook for me like the peasant you are

[txt] is it even within your capabilities to be seductive

[txt] i dont think it is

[txt] but okay yeah i’ll come over and cook for you

[txt] i’d say something like “your majesty” but i think you’d like that.

[txt] Hardy what's your favourite food and your least favourite spice, I need to know because reasons. -Aster
nightvaleshospital

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleshospital:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

[txt] are you planning to fatally spice my favourite food with my least favourite spice

[txt] youre scottish scottish people cant cook
[txt] boo
[txt] but fine

[txt] I worked in a professional kitchen in a restaurant for three years i know how to cook omfg

[txt] wait really? hella!

[txt] yeah yeah dont burst a vein trying

[txt] shush you

(txt: attached image of a very tiny cat holding a very dead rattlesnake in its mouth) (txt) I LET DIP OUT THIS MORNING AND HE CAME BACK WITH A RATTLESNAKE????????????????? [matt, abrus]
Anonymous

asktheteamofscientists:

nightvaleshospital:

asktheteamofscientists:

nightvaleshospital:

[txt] LOUD UPSET SCREECHING

[txt] POOR SNAKE!!!! :(!!!

(txt) she’s obnoxious but she also does all the chores when left alone for too long so theres that

(txt) yeah he got a new one afterwards 

[txt] I should leave her alone in my apartment sometime then.

[txt] he’d need to

[txt] did i ever tell you about when aster accidentally poured water on the toaster and the cats

(txt) she’ll probably eat all ur sweets

(txt) jesus fucking christ was he sleep deprived or drunk

[txt] fine by me

[txt] he was neither, it was when the thing happened and he had control over water and he was testing it out in the kitchen with the taps and shit happened.

[txt] Hardy what's your favourite food and your least favourite spice, I need to know because reasons. -Aster
nightvaleshospital

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleshospital:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

[txt] are you planning to fatally spice my favourite food with my least favourite spice

[txt] i will cook real food for you

[txt] i know how to cook proper food, you git :|

[txt] now let me make you food that could potentially kill you

[txt] youre scottish scottish people cant cook
[txt] boo
[txt] but fine

[txt] I worked in a professional kitchen in a restaurant for three years i know how to cook omfg

[txt] wait really? hella!

(txt: attached image of a very tiny cat holding a very dead rattlesnake in its mouth) (txt) I LET DIP OUT THIS MORNING AND HE CAME BACK WITH A RATTLESNAKE????????????????? [matt, abrus]
Anonymous

asktheteamofscientists:

nightvaleshospital:

asktheteamofscientists:

nightvaleshospital:

[txt] LOUD UPSET SCREECHING

[txt] POOR SNAKE!!!! :(!!!

(txt) have you ever lived with mika 

(txt) also ewan is an amazing husband but hes an awful roommate he doesnt do the laundry and he snores >:T
(txt) he got really upset and froze the microwave :(

[txt] thankfully no

[txt] hehehehe

[txt] awww 

(txt) she’s obnoxious but she also does all the chores when left alone for too long so theres that
(txt) yeah he got a new one afterwards 

[txt] I should leave her alone in my apartment sometime then.

[txt] he’d need to

[txt] did i ever tell you about when aster accidentally poured water on the toaster and the cats

theapatheticteenager:

Finally stopped procrastinating and coloured this in.

A lil Sock thing from the brief few hours I had a consistent art style

companion to this:

shameless self promo →

ayyy so I have a new rp blog its of jonathan from welcome to hell so you should go follow it if you like apathetic teenagers being haunted by spooky nerds

ooc

Blood Stained Floors

species-barely-known:

nightvaleshospital:

"Careful, kitty cat, I could rip your throat out before you can shift any further." Aster snarled, tightening his grip on the other painfully.

"You will not get better if you keep this up, young man, you will not leave here until I am satisfied that you will not die within a few days of leaving." Doc states, voice louder and more commanding than before, a sign he was losing his patience.

"Call me kitty again, I dare you you stupid dog. And you-" He said looking over at Doc. "You don’t tell me where to go and what to do, and you certainly don’t get to call me  ’young man’." He hissed shifting further and trying to kangaroo kick Aster off

"Oh you dare me huh, kitty cat?" He sneers, narrowing his eyes dangerously.

"Aster, behave." Doc says softly, sighing."I’m the head doctor here, also the human personification of this building, so yes actually, I can tell you what to do and where to go. I am also old enough to be your father, so young man is a perfectly appropriate thing to say." He points out, looking mildly annoyed.

ace-anonymous:

I would be so happy if someone got me this shirt o.o 

viwan themes